Waiting for rich Latinos

The Missourian ran the following newsburst front and center on the Web site today:

People are excited, especially since the state legislature has been toying with the idea of cutting higher education funding. I think it's great news too, but I couldn't help noticing their names; Tom and Anne Smith. Jaja, could they sound anymore white and rich?

I'm waiting for the day a newsburst reads: "Joaquin and Maria Hernandez have donated $2 million to MU." Yea, rich Latinos!